Welcome to The Desperado, a spacious western-inspired desert modern home designed for group getaways, just a 15-minute drive to the legendary Gorge Amphitheater. We've thoughtfully designed the home to maximize sleeping options, making it easy for extended families, multiple families traveling together, and concert groups to stay under one roof. The home comfortably sleeps 8-10 adults, with additional sleeping spaces for children, including two king bedrooms (one with narrow RV-style twin bunks), one queen bedroom, a lower-level living room with built-in twin bunks, and a queen sleeper sofa. Please review the detailed “sleeping arrangements” section below, as some bunk spaces are specifically designed for children and shorter guests. Tucked into the scenic high desert above the Columbia River, this townhome has it all: - Private rooftop deck with 360-degree views (not shared with neighboring units) - Large custom traditional cedar sauna with a view - Oversized private hot tub - Fire pit - Whiskey bar karaoke lounge full of entertainment with a moody speakeasy style - EV-friendly with a dedicated ChargePoint Home Flex Level 2 charger on-site - Seasonal community shared pool (open mid-May to mid-September) - Community sport court (pickleball & basketball) and children’s park nearby - Partnership with local shuttle services to and from the Gorge Amphitheatre for concerts, with pickup and drop-off available right at our doorstep. Contact us for current schedules and pricing Whether you're here for a concert, wine tasting, outdoor recreation, or a relaxing getaway, The Desperado is the perfect upscale home for your stay. Located in the peaceful Vantage Bay community (still under construction), The Desperado is a new construction 2,130 sq. ft. townhome ideal for groups and families. The interiors are modern, stylish, and comfortable, with fun amenities for everyone. LUXURY FOR ADULTS, BUT ALSO DESIGNED FOR KIDS: - Western-themed kid’s hideaway under the stairs (kids must find the secret door to enter!) with couch, books, and play kitchen - Family friendly board games in the living room and plenty of games/karaoke in the garage whiskey lounge - Pack & Play, highchair, and kids’ dishware - Plenty of sleeping spaces: 2 sets of bunk beds and a sleeper sofa pull-out bed SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS Desperado is best suited for 8-10 adults, plus children, for a total of 12 guests. Bedroom 1 – Primary Suite - King bed (sleeps 2 adults) - Narrow RV size twin bunk beds (30" wide) designed for children only, due to size and 300 lb. weight limitation (sleeps 2 kids) - 43" Smart TV - En suite bathroom with double sinks and large walk-in shower Bedroom 2 - King bed (sleeps 2 adults) Bedroom 3 - Queen bed (sleeps 2 adults) Lower-Level Living Room - Built-in twin-over-twin bunk beds with standard twin mattresses (sleeps 2 adults whose height can fit a twin size mattress or 2 kids) - Bunk beds have blackout curtains, reading lights, outlets, and stairs that are easier to climb - Queen sleeper sofa with a 5" memory foam mattress (sleeps 2 adults or 2 kids) - All bedrooms feature blackout shades for a restful night's sleep. - Each adult bed has a medium-feel Helix mattress with a mix of soft down and firm down-alternative pillows IMPORTANT NOTES - The primary suite bunk beds are child-sized bunks and are not intended for adult use (due to size and 300 lb. weight limitation) - The lower-level living room bunk beds are standard twin size and may not be suitable for taller adults (~5’7” or above) BATHROOMS - Bathrooms are stocked with hand soap, towels, shampoo, conditioner, body soap, and hair dryer - Bathroom 1: Upstairs primary bedroom has adjoining full bathroom with double sinks and a large walk-in shower - Bathroom 2: Upstairs hallway powder room has good vanity lighting suitable for getting ready, doing makeup, etc. - Bathroom 3: Lower level has full bathroom with one sink and a tub/shower combo. Shared by all guests sleeping on the lower level, so there are plenty of hooks for everyone’s towels KITCHEN AND DINING - Open-concept gourmet kitchen with adjoining dining area designed for group cooking and entertaining - Kitchen island/peninsula with counter seating for four - Dining table with seating for six - Coffee bar with Keurig (single serve and carafe) - Complimentary K-cup coffee, tea, creamers, sweeteners, salt/pepper, and olive oil - Full range of cookware and appliances: fridge with ice maker, stove, oven, dishwasher, microwave, toaster, blender, slow cooker, rice cooker, pots and pans, large mixing bowls, glass baking dishes, non-stick bakeware, Cangshan 17-Piece Knife Set, kitchen utensils/gadgets, Corelle serving platters and dinnerware for 12+ guests, cutlery, variety of glassware, kids dishware, and tupperware - All the extras: aluminum foil, plastic wrap, parchment paper, Ziploc storage bags, chip clips, trash bags, paper towels, dish soap, cleaning supplies, etc. LIVING AREAS - Second floor living room with panoramic river views, 75-inch smart TV, extra wide cozy sofa, two swivel chairs, and board games - Lower-level living room with sectional seating, 55-inch smart TV ROOFTOP DECK - Third floor deck with 360° view of the Columbia River and Ryegrass Mountains - Propane fire pit, comfortable seating for lounging or stargazing - Custom cedar sauna with a view fits 6 people, bucket/ladle, essential oils, and turkish sauna towels SECOND-LEVEL DECK - Blackstone grill - Adirondak seating for 4 people - Fire pit - River views BACK PATIO - Large 8-person hot tub - Note: this area is not fenced GARAGE WHISKEY LOUNGE - Dark and moody speakeasy-style lounge with: - Karaoke stage, 55-inch smart TV with KaraFun subscription (thousands of karaoke songs across all genres), two JBL Partybox speakers, wireless microphones, and assorted tambourines/percussion instruments - 4 comfy swivel chairs with side tables - Bar seating for 3 people and mini fridge - Bar games: 9 ft. shuffleboard table, Golden Tee arcade game (includes Shuffle Shot & World Class Bowling games), bean bag toss, hook & ring toss, vintage gaming console - Perfect hangout space for everyone when it’s too windy to enjoy the outdoor areas ADDITIONAL AMENITIES - Community shared pool, hot tub, sport court, and children’s park (5 min walk) - EV-friendly property with dedicated 50A outlet located beside the garage for Level 2 charging (bring your own compatible mobile charging cable/connector) - Full laundry with washer and dryer WHAT MAKES THIS PLACE SPECIAL - Sweeping views of the Columbia River and Ryegrass Mountains - Peaceful, remote setting with epic stargazing - Concert convenience: just 15 minutes from the Gorge Amphitheater - Boating convenience: just 3 minutes from the Vantage Boat Launch - High-end amenities designed specifically for groups - Less than two hours from Seattle with quick I-90 access WHAT’S NEARBY Within 5 minutes: - Vantage boat launch - Wanapum Recreation Area with beach, shaded picnic area, and restrooms (Discover Pass required) - Ginkgo Petrified Forest Interpretive Center and hiking trails - The Ranch: casual restaurant with burgers and local steaks - Vantage Coffee Co.: family-owned cafe with breakfast sandwiches and pastries - Chevron gas station Within 15 minutes: - The Gorge Amphitheater - Cave B Estate Winery and live music events - Sagecliffe Resort & Spa with upscale dining and spa - Frenchman Coulee hiking and rock climbing - Wild Horse Wind and Solar Facility tours - Trinity Gardens Lavender Farm (April–September)