Welcome to The Desperado, a spacious western-inspired desert modern home designed for group getaways, just a 15-minute drive to the legendary Gorge Amphitheater. Tucked into the scenic high desert above the Columbia River, this townhome has it all: - Private rooftop deck with 360-degree views (not shared with neighboring units) - Large custom traditional cedar sauna with a view - Oversized private hot tub - Fire pit - Whiskey bar karaoke lounge full of entertainment with a moody speakeasy style - EV-ready (NEMA 14-50 outlet available) - Seasonal community pool (open mid-May to mid-September) - Community sport court (pickleball & basketball) and children’s park nearby Whether you're here for a concert, wine tasting, outdoor recreation, or a relaxing getaway, The Desperado is the perfect upscale home for your stay. Located in the peaceful Vantage Bay community (still under construction), The Desperado is a new construction 2,130 sq. ft. townhome ideal for groups and families. The interiors are modern, stylish, and comfortable, with fun amenities for everyone. LUXURY FOR ADULTS, BUT ALSO DESIGNED FOR KIDS - Western-themed kid’s hideaway under the stairs (kids must find the secret door to enter!) with couch, books, and play kitchen - Family friendly board games in the living room and plenty of games/karaoke in the garage whiskey lounge - Pack & Play, highchair, and kids dishware - Plenty of sleeping spaces: 2 sets of bunk beds and a sleeper sofa pull-out bed (sleeps a total of 6 kids) KITCHEN AND DINING - Open-concept gourmet kitchen with adjoining dining area designed for group cooking and entertaining - Kitchen island/peninsula with counter seating for four - Dining table with seating for six - Coffee bar with Keurig (single serve and carafe) - Complimentary K-cup coffee, tea, creamers, sweeteners, salt/pepper, and olive oil - Full range of cookware and appliances: fridge with ice maker, stove, oven, dishwasher, microwave, toaster, blender, slow cooker, rice cooker, pots and pans, large mixing bowls, glass baking dishes, non-stick bakeware, Cangshan 17-Piece Knife Set, kitchen utensils/gadgets, Corelle serving platters and dinnerware for 12+ guests, cutlery, variety of glassware, kids dishware, and tupperware - All the extras: aluminum foil, plastic wrap, parchment paper, Ziploc storage bags, chip clips, trash bags, paper towels, dish soap, cleaning supplies, etc. SLEEPING SPACES AND BATHROOMS - All bedrooms have blackout shades - Bedroom 1: King bed, narrow bunk beds (30” wide) for children only (due to weight limitation), 43-inch smart TV, adjoining bathroom with double sinks and large shower - Bedroom 2: King bed - Bedroom 3: Queen bed - Lower Living Space: Built-in twin bunk beds (with blackout curtains, reading lights, outlets, and stairs that are easier for adults to climb), queen size pullout couch with 5” thick memory foam mattress - Each adult bed has a medium-feel Helix mattress with a mix of soft down and firm down-alternative pillows - Bathrooms are stocked with towels, shampoo, conditioner, body soap, and hair dryer LIVING AREAS - Second floor living room with panoramic river views, 75-inch smart TV, extra wide cozy sofa, two swivel chairs, and board games - Lower-level living room with sectional seating, 55-inch smart TV ROOFTOP DECK - Third floor deck with 360° view of the Columbia River and Ryegrass Mountains - Propane fire pit, comfortable seating for lounging or stargazing - Custom cedar sauna with a view fits 6 people, bucket/ladle, essential oils, and turkish sauna towels SECOND-LEVEL DECK - Blackstone grill - Adirondak seating for 4 people - River views BACK PATIO - Large 8-person hot tub - Note: this area is not fenced GARAGE WHISKEY LOUNGE - Dark and moody speakeasy-style lounge with: - Karaoke stage, 55-inch smart TV with KaraFun subscription (thousands of karaoke songs across all genres), two JBL Partybox speakers, wireless microphones, and assorted tambourines/percussion instruments - 4 comfy swivel chairs with side tables - Bar seating for 3 people and mini fridge - Bar games: 9 ft. shuffleboard table, Golden Tee arcade game (includes Shuffle Shot & World Class Bowling games), bean bag toss, hook & ring toss, vintage gaming console - Perfect hangout space for everyone when it’s too windy to enjoy the outdoor areas ADDITIONAL AMENITIES - Community pool, hot tub, sport court, and children’s park (5 min walk) - EV-friendly property with dedicated 50A outlet located beside the garage for Level 2 charging (bring your own compatible mobile charging cable/connector) - Full laundry with washer and dryer WHAT MAKES THIS PLACE SPECIAL - Sweeping views of the Columbia River and Ryegrass Mountains - Peaceful, remote setting with epic stargazing - Concert convenience: just 15 minutes from the Gorge Amphitheater - High-end amenities designed specifically for groups - Less than two hours from Seattle with quick I-90 access WHAT’S NEARBY Within 5 minutes: - Vantage boat launch - Wanapum Recreation Area with beach, shaded picnic area, and restrooms (Discover Pass required) - Ginkgo Petrified Forest Interpretive Center and hiking trails - The Ranch: casual restaurant with burgers and local steaks - Vantage Coffee Co.: family-owned cafe with breakfast sandwiches and pastries - Chevron gas station Within 15 minutes: - The Gorge Amphitheater - Cave B Estate Winery and live music events - Sagecliffe Resort & Spa with upscale dining and spa - Frenchman Coulee hiking and rock climbing - Wild Horse Wind and Solar Facility tours - Trinity Gardens Lavender Farm (April–September)